A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its rear?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."

Spot the difference between a French horse and an English horse.
Could it be the weather in the background or does one of them show some French characteristics ... Which way do you see things?
French can only see in one direction
The White Cliffs of Dover say Piss Off The "White Cliffs of Dover" give a special message to French people who wish to visit England.
It's probably better that they don't even try to start a business over here, that way they can't close it down when the wind changes direction !!
Different models of Army Knife.
Each tailored for specific countries
French Army Knife
France has disappeared - Perfect!! This is the best view of Europe that I have ever seen.
I wonder what insignificant parts are missing